Founded in 1752 by Captain Validus Didelis, the colony of Rutilus Excerticus is something of a conundrum, and holds many a mystery. A terrible place for farming and a leisurely life, it is almost entirely swamp, minor rivers, and high plateaus. Settlement was very hard for the first colonists, led by Didelis.
If Rutilus Excerticus is such a terrible place, then why do people come? Why do people live there? A mystery indeed. Perhaps the answer lies within the history of Didelis, whom grew up an orphan, abandoned by all civilization. He was near the point of starvation when an old man in his fifties who called himself Agnostos found him and took him in. Agnostos cared for Didelis, and raised him as his own. Both were outcasts, and they never stayed in one place for long. After traveling all of Europe, they two decided to stay for a while in London, England. What led them to stay here, of all places, after traveling Europe? There were so many other places they could’ve stayed. Why here?
The answer is that Agnostos had a fascination with the New World, especially the New England colonies, where he heard rumors of gold, and lots of it. Since it was called New England, it stood to reason that they were colonies of England, and thus for two years, Agnostos and Didelis stayed in London.
Over those two years, Didelis found many ragtag criminals, whom challenged him, what with his being new to the streets of London. In every case, Didelis won the challenge, and inspired something of loyalty and respect amongst the criminals. Before too long, Didelis had won a name for himself amongst the people of London. Those whom he defeated subsequently became a follower of him, and joined the good side of the law.
Agnostos and Didelis very much enjoyed being in London, and most likely would have stayed there, had a tragedy not occurred. Didelis, having won every challenge he came by, had made enemies, just like every man like himself. One of his enemies held a grudge, and rallied to his side everyone else with who had decided themselves enemies of Didelis. Whether or not the men intended to harm Didelis or not is still uncertain, as the details are sketchy. It is known, however, that the men came to where Didelis and Agnostos were staying. Didelis was not home, but Agnostos was. The men, seeing Didelis was not home, made up their mind that they had not come for anything, and attacked Agnostos, attack a helpless old man. Yet, they didn’t know he was helpless. Agnostos, being Didelis’s teacher, still had some fight in him, and gave them a good run for their money. But his ultimate downfall was his age. He couldn’t keep up.
Before much damage could be done, Didelis returned with his men, whom now affectionately called him Captain, and fought his enemies, driving them back. Many injuries were sustained on both sides of the fray, but Didelis’s men won. Yet, the leader would not give up. Before he went, he managed to get to Agnostos, and force down his throat a fatal poison with no cure. However, sources say Didelis got to Agnostos before the leader could completely drain the bottle of poison.
Agnostos dying and his enemies sure to attack again, Didelis decided he’d do the only thing he could; travel to the New World. Didelis rounded up his men and their families, bought a ship, and within two weeks, he was on his way to the New World.
The trip was three months, but the ship was somewhat roomy, holding a mere two hundred people, instead of the intended five hundred. Didelis and his men’s families encountered some strong winds and storms crossing the sea, especially since they did it in winter, but they made it through. On Christmas Eve of 1752, they sighted land. The next day they disembarked on the island which later would known as Port Christmas by the locals. They stayed there for some time before moving on, and even then, some of Didelis’s men decided to stay.
In mid January, Didelis and his men set off through the Jigsaw Islands, named after the myth that all of the islands fit together like a jigsaw puzzle if placed correctly. A week following their leave, they sailed through the Sea Gate. The Sea Gate is, like most things in Rutilus Excerticus, a mystery. No one had ever heard of or seen these lands before, and yet, here was a giant arch spanning two hundred feet of sea, as if it were some sort of gate. It had an odd writing on it, one whom no one could define. The arch itself was made of stone, inlaid with so many precious metals, gems, and jewels, that it was difficult to tell if the pieces really were inlaid. Either way, the Sea Gate was a spectacular sight, and hard to fathom that anyone could construct such a structure that wouldn’t fall.
After sailing through the Sea Gate, the fog parted, and provided a view of an ancient town on an island in the middle of a giant lake, in mint condition, as if people were living there. There wasn’t so much as a scratch on the buildings. Didelis decided that they would also land here. Agnostos was very close to dead. This city was where Agnostos would die. He hadn’t seen much of the New World, but this he would. This was where he would be buried. On February 1st, Agnostos died in the city, which was named Agnosis after him.
For the next several months, Didelis traveled the land with his men, exploring and naming, and finding that there were multiple cities built in the few patches where there was no swamp land. The only major city or town that made its way on to the map of Rutilus Excerticus that wasn’t already standing was Port Christmas. At the time that this is being written, Rutilus Excerticus holds three main cities, five small towns, and many outposts.
Didelis and the majority of his men eventually settled in the city they named Amon, which lay at the center of a natural land and water spiral, which, obviously, was named the Spiral. Amon became the capitol of Rutilus Excerticus within a few months, due to its natural security and defenses: the swamp fog, the deep swamp water, and high plateaus.
The year was 1755, and rumors were spreading to the Old World of the discovery of Rutilus Excerticus. Old men and professors began to chat about it. Didelis eventually went to London and confirmed the myth, bringing a map with him. Over the next year, Rutilus Excerticus became a popular tourist destination. The problem was, back in those days, if you went to the New World, you stayed. This is how Rutilus Excerticus saw a boom in population.
What with more people coming, new questions were arising. What was the currency to be? How would people get around? How would we communicate? What about trade? What sort of things would we trade?
Communications were easily solved, for in the area of the Golden Plateaus, there was a complex messaging system set up between the outposts. It seemed as though there were two poles, one at each destination, and at each end were tied two strings. On these strings there was a bottle of sorts, which was capable of holding a piece of rolled paper and some small objects. Then a cap was placed on the bottle, the bottles were pushed down the line, and within hours, the bottle reached another outpost. An ingenious idea, the citizens of Rutilus Excerticus immediately accepted the idea, and began placing longer lines between places. Within three years, the system was finished.
Yet, all wondered, why was the communication system just in the area of the Golden Plateaus? In answer, Didelis led a group of men down to the area, and investigated. When they came back six months following their departure, they told that the land was rich in gold. The plateaus were almost solid gold and that in the long summers, the swamp level receded, and giant deposits of gold were found. Gold mining soon became the main export for Rutilus Excerticus.
With the discovery and mining of gold, less people tried to farm the clay soil. The weather was perfect for long mining seasons, what with little rain and long summers. Every year, much of the population traveled to a nearby mine and contributed their part to the Rutilus Excerticus economy. With a strong and growing economy, the citizens of Rutilus Excerticus designed a currency, which was jokingly named the loon at first, and if you were rich, you were loony. A place where money was kept was called the loony bin. The name stuck, and thus one troy ounce became the standard of the loon. Why someone called it a loon is yet another mystery of Rutilus Excerticus. However, the loon was not accepted outside Rutilus Excerticus, and so we had a second currency used for international affairs, the British pound.
Our French neighbors soon got jealous of our gold. Here they were so close, and yet, they didn’t find any of the gold which we had found. Being French, what did they do? Declare war upon us of course. Yet, they did not fully know our powers. Didelis and his men had kept up their training, and the general population had also deigned to learn of the arts of war. So when the French declared war, Rutilus Excerticus was ready.
The French attacked first. They marched from their city just north of the Spiral to Trade’s Mouth. Rutilus Excerticus gave ground to the French, but when they reached the river west of Trade’s Mouth, we sprung our trap. From out of the fog, we flanked the French army. Being occupied with the front and considering us inferior, they did not expect such an attack. On that day, they fled. Rutilus Excerticus followed, led by Didelis and his men.
Before long, they reached the prairies north of the Spiral, where the French had come from. For two weeks, they laid siege to the French city in the middle of the prairie. It was on the last day of this siege that the French came out and attacked us. Didelis’s army fought valiantly, and we took the city, but at a price. Didelis died, and the city was named Validus in honor of him. The prairies became known as the Didelis prairies. The day was ours. A week after the victory, Didelis was buried in the center of the city, with a single black rose on his grave, symbolizing the deaths of thousands, both past and future, who died in defense of Rutilus Excerticus. In honor of Didelis, the black rose became the colony’s flower.
The war changed much of the lifestyle, and rowboats came into use as the main form of transportation. Very little was solid land, and most of the swamp was deep, so rowboats worked well. The little that was land was walking distance. The war also saw the rise of our flag, the Golden Sword.
The military became the second main industry of Rutilus Excerticus. More than five thousand composed their military force, complete with hundreds upon hundreds of ships. Before long, our colony became a military dictatorship. Unlike most such places controlled by that form of government, Rutilus Excerticus was perfectly suited for it, and the citizens themselves chose it. Not once in their history has Rutilus Excerticus had a problem with their government.
As for the effect of international relations because of the war, nations weren’t quite so hasty to declare war on us. Leaders suddenly treated the dictator or Rutilus Excerticus with far more respect, and generally, the colony has been treated more equal since. Seeing how military has become a major part of the life in Rutilus Excerticus, an odd trade system arose. First there was gold trading for other commodities that the colony could not make themselves, which was not odd at all, and then a loaning of military support. Rutilus Excerticus had a massive army, but few wars. So what was the use of paying the military to do nothing?
That is how the loaning began. The dictator noticed that a certain country was losing a war with another country, and offered to lend support. The losing country accepted, and won the war due to the skill of the superb army of Rutilus Excerticus. Yet, what was in it for Rutilus Excerticus? The payment of the country that was being aided was not money, for that was essential to the war itself, but rather that in the future, the country must answer any one favor that was called in, despite their condition, or else war would be declared, and all knew who would win.
As with every place, minorities rose. Rutilus Excerticus had their fair share, but they all belonged to one group with one goal: pacifism, the belief in non violence, which was completely against the creed of the dictator and the majority of Rutilus Excerticus. The pacifists were lucky, for if they did not believe in war, they could mine the gold for the war.
Just before the Revolutionary War of the English colonies, Rutilus Excerticus experienced another major war, after almost fifteen years of peacetimes and aiding other countries. No major power declared war upon us, but rather a small group of American Indians. Yet, what Rutilus Excerticus did not know, was that this small band was but one of a large confederacy. As it would turn out, this was the confederacy that had been in Rutilus Excerticus before Didelis had come, returned to reclaim what was theirs.
Knowing how the Indians had conquered the problems of the colony, Rutilus Excerticus prepared for war. They called upon all the countries they had aided, asking them to fight by their side. All of the countries sent troops to aid, giving Rutilus Excerticus a fighting force of more than three thousand ships and twenty thousand men. Much artillery was brought across the seas, muskets and bayonets were loaded, and everyone was trained for the coming onslaught.
The two armies marched for months, and stopped near Validus. For one week, both armies camped just outside the city. Then, on Friday the thirteenth, one foreigner fighting for Rutilus Excerticus was leaning on his musket, and accidentally shot one of the Indians. Naturally, battle commenced after that. Little did the belligerents of the battle know that other battles were taking place everywhere else in the colony at the same time. Just how the Indians all knew when to attack is still a mystery, another mystery of Rutilus Excerticus.
The battles raged for three days, but eventually, the Indians won most of the battles. The only battles of which they did not win were Validus and Agnosis. Every other city, town, and outpost was taken, save for Amon, where an army was quickly advancing. The survivors of Validus quickly tried to reach Amon, and reached it through great perseverance and ingenuity. How they managed to get to Amon is yet another mystery of Rutilus Excerticus.
As the year came to an end, the Indians came upon Amon. In the city were more than ten thousand men, women, and children. Everyone was fighting. Surrounding the cities extensive coastline was our entire navy, including some of the navy of other countries whom were serving us in our war. Rutilus Excerticus had thought they would greatly outnumber the enemy, but that was not so. The enemy had picked up reinforcements, and lot of them. The numbers were equal.
The Indians waited five miles outside Amon for one week, waiting for us to make the first move. Eventually, the defenders would have to. Amon just didn’t have enough food for that many, and was unable to make enough in such a little time. Amon would starve if they didn’t fight. So what did they do? On Christmas day, everyone marched out of the city. Not one person was left behind.
No one knows exactly what happened in that battle. There are few facts, and most is shrouded in myth. What is known is that the battle raged day and night until the last day of the year. The Indians pushed the colonists back towards the city, and made their move there. With giant ladders and siege weapons, they scaled and destroyed the walls surrounding Amon on New Year’s Eve. For the entire day, both sides fought within the city, gaining ground, losing ground, gaining it again. Both armies were rapidly declining in fighting men. It was only a matter of time.
Months passed following the Battle for Amon, which has become known as the five day war. There was no word from Rutilus Excerticus. Several countries sent out ships and explorers to search for the colony and retrieve their lost men, but the colony was never found again. Just like that, Rutilus Excerticus had disappeared. No one knew where, no one knew why, no one knew how.
People began to wonder whether Rutilus Excerticus had ever existed at all. There was no lasting mark left by their people, so doesn’t it make sense that it was all in their heads? And so, here we are today, the greatest colony of them all, forgotten. The mysteries have never been solved, and never will, from the smallest things like why everyone tripped over the pothole in Main Street, to where did the Indians come from and why did they leave in the first place? Though one may long to know the answers, perhaps it shall be best if it is left as it is.